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Alright, folks, this is it. The grand finale of eShop roundups with our trusty Nintendo Switch going solo. Next week, we’ll have the shiny Switch 2 gatecrashing the party. So, savor this one, really soak it all in, ’cause it’s kinda special. We’re all about that retro vibe, oh, and pre-orders too. Plus, I might ramble a bit—bear with me. Roll with it?
This week, the Nintendo Switch Online’s getting beefed up with a bunch of Game Boy titles. Four, to be exact. We’ve got the Konami gem Survival Kids, something Kirby-related that’s… oddly charming, and the sci-fi pew-pew of Gradius. There’s a little something for everyone. Who doesn’t love a mixed bag? Anyway, we kinda gabbed about this whole lineup on the Pure Nintendo Podcast the other day—at least, I think we did.
With Switch 2 hitting June 5, can you feel the buzz? It’s like, everywhere. If you’re as impatient as I am, you can pre-order a few titles now. Rune Factory, Sonic X Shadows, and Fast Fusion are up for grabs. Seriously, are you diving into these on the new gadget?
Got a sale alert here: Dragon Quest titles are going for a steal, like 25% to 50% off. That HD-2D remake from last year? So tempting, even if I spent like a king last month.
Feeling lucky? Nintendo’s running a sweepstake—you might snag a LEGO Mario Kart set. Yep, I said LEGOs. Fingers crossed, right?
And don’t even get me started on the tsunami of new Switch titles hitting the eShop. What are you folks diving into as we all rev up for Switch 2? Holler back!
## Game Boy Classics on Nintendo Switch Online
### SURVIVAL KIDS
So, this 1999 treasure on Game Boy Color has you, a kid, fighting for dear life on a deserted island. Your dad’s an explorer, cool gig, right? But now you’re alone, thanks to a killer storm. No hand-holding here, just you scouring the island for essentials. Craft your escape strategy with combined items and sheer willpower. Check it out if you’re in the Online club.
### GRADIUS THE INTERSTELLAR ASSAULT
Launched 1992-ish. You’re dodging alien debris with fingers twitching on the ship’s guns. Missiles, Double shots, Lasers—you get the gist. But don’t go thinking you can use both Double and Laser at the same time. Strategy, folks! Firepower’s useless without a plan.
### The Sword of Hope
Ah, 1991, and Prince Theo’s epic quest. This prince has a dagger mark—prophetic much? Gotta find the Sword of Hope to save the kingdom. Full of magic, mystery, and, yes, doomed creatures. Look, Open, and, well, Hit your way through the adventure. Creepy but cool.
### Kirby’s Star Stacker
Kirby, Rick, Kine, and Coo, stacking stars like no one’s business. Falling blocks, sandwiching stars—it’s a quirky puzzle, but so addictive. King Dedede’s out to mess with you, but we got this. If you’re quick, anyway.
## Pre-orders
### Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
Hey, here’s a twist! Restore the eastern Azuma lands using your Earth Dancer mojo. Love, crops, quirky villagers… It’s all happening on June 5. Pre-order it and be nature’s hero!
### SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS
Yup, Sonic and Shadow, time-traveling and stage-hopping. Shadow’s got that edgy vibe, saving the world and whatnot. Unlock stuff, speed around, and remember—style counts!
### Fast Fusion
Swoosh through track landscapes, defy gravity, fuse vehicles. Hyper jump, anyone? It’s chaos and speed, landing June 5. I’m breathless just thinking about it.
## Nintendo Music and Activities
Speaking of fast, LEGO Mario Kart sprint sweepstakes are legit. Speed, build, win, or at least try. Details are on Nintendo’s page, if you’re curious—or competitive.
Oh, and sales galore. Remember to browse. Maybe I buried the lead there. But anyway, happy Switch gaming until the Switch 2 crash lands.
