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Oh, man, you know that super cool Konami code? Yeah, well, you’ll just have to hang in there for costume unlocks. They’re telling us maybe in version 1.3.0. Sigh. Anyway — oh, right, what was I saying? Mario Kart World got a new update, and you know how Nintendo is with their stealthy little game tweaks.
So, I peeked at the patch notes, and let me tell you — it’s a wild ride of random fixes! Seriously, like you need a magnifying glass to catch some of these changes. But hey, now when you’re free roaming, it signals you’ve found all those switches and Peach medallions. Honestly, I didn’t even know I needed that until now.
Oh, oh! And online modes? Yeah, you can pick who you wanna watch. I mean, gazing at Luigi just kinda sitting there can’t be everyone’s jam, you know?
Oh, and in version 1.2 — which we’re talking about — they upped the chances of lap courses popping up in "Vs Race" and wireless races. ‘Cause, apparently, that’s a thing people were asking for? Not sure, but hey, Nintendo’s got our backs — sorta. Or maybe I’m just missing something… Anyway, that’s the scoop.