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Okay, so, FromSoftware finally gave us a date for when Duo Expeditions is dropping in Elden Ring Nightreign. Basically, it’s just two-player co-op, but they thought “Duo Expeditions” sounded cooler, I guess. Weird that it wasn’t there from the start considering solo was pretty much instant? Not sure what the holdup was, honestly.
Oh, oh, right! The big update is rolling out this Wednesday, July 30. That’s when you can dive into two-player madness. But wait—there’s more! They’ve thrown in some quality of life stuff. Like, who even knew we needed that until they said it?
So, Relics! Yeah, they’re adding new filters or something. Dunno about you, but my inventory felt like trying to find socks in a basket of kittens. A mess. But hey, they’ve sold over 5 million units now—crazy, right?—so more folks will know what I’m talkin’ about soon enough.
Timing is everything, huh? It lands just a day before the next Everdark Sovereign cycle kicks off. And get this: Nightlords Tricephalos, Augur, Equilibrious Beast, and Fissure in the Fog are getting upgrades. Kind of intense, isn’t it?
If you’ve been chilling under a rock, recently we’ve seen Everdark versions of bosses like Gaping Jaws and Darkdrift Knight. Sentient Pest too, which always makes me think of that one weird neighbor with too many cats. Anyway, check out our guide if you missed all those map events and goodies.
There. Phew.