New Event Quests Teased for Monster Hunter Wilds Coming Soon

OK, here goes nothing. So, I stumbled upon this bit of news about Monster Hunter Wilds — yeah, the latest entry in the series that’s been chaos in the best way. Seriously, ever tried capturing a monster the size of a building while your cat companion just sits there looking useful?

Anyway, these folks at Capcom have decided to spice things up with a couple of new shenanigans — events, they call ’em. Not permanent; they’re like pop-up shops but with more teeth. You know how games do that live-service dance? Keeps us addicts coming back for more. Just a little more, promise! Ha, yeah right.

So, what’s the deal, you ask? Two events from July 8 to 22. Why such a random timeframe? Who knows. Maybe the developers misplaced the calendar. But yep, there’s a 6-star Event Quest called “An Inferno Laid Bare.” Sounds dramatic, right? You’ll be hunting some beast named Nu Udra in a place fancily called the Oilwell Basin. It’s like level 31 hard! And oh, you can make some snazzy gear if you manage not to get squashed — a Pinion Necklace or something like that and this feline armor that definitely makes your Palico look more battle-ready.

Oh, and don’t forget about “Fleeting Bubbles” — I kid you not, that’s what it’s called — where you’re supposed to vanquish Mizutsune. It’s in this gloomy-sounding place called Wounded Hollow. Probably a nice spot for a picnic if you like the company of gigantic, lethal creatures. Finish quick, and you might get some fancy pendants. Not gonna lie, this gets kind of competitive.

And there are Challenge Quests too! Imagine trying to win a marathon with your shoes tied together. No trusty Palico friend. No helpful snacks. Just you and your wits isolated against, well, something like a cross between a dragon and a freight train.

Oh, Capcom — they love to keep us guessing. Keep feeding us those rotating quests, till we’re all just dizzy folks chasing after exclusive rewards. Keeps the game feeling fresh, they say. And let’s not even talk about the crafting system. You ever want to just scream when RNG decides it’s not your day? I feel you.

So, in case you’re not tired of all these surprises — or getting digitally smacked by a tail the size of a small boat — keep your gear ready and maybe wash that dragon blood off your screen. Go on, dive in and see if you can snatch some cool stuff before these quests vanish into thin air, like my patience during a boss fight.

Yeah, that’s about it. Hope you got all that. If not, well, good luck.