Oh man, so get this—33 Immortals is rolling back around for Xbox Insiders. Yep, we’re talking Round 4 here, starting off on Tuesday, May 20, bright and early at 8 in the morning Pacific Time. Or 11 am for you East Coasters. Anyway, you’ve got six days to dive into this madness, wrapping up on Monday, May 26, same time. The big news? Drumroll, please… badumdum It’s hitting Xbox One for the first time! Kinda wild, right? Thunder Lotus is all jazzed up for Insiders to take it for a spin and spill your thoughts. But listen, not everyone’s getting in—there’s, like, limited spots, so you gotta be on your A-game come May 20.
So, okay, what’s this game even about? Strap in. You’re a damned soul (yeah, bad life choices, I guess) fighting back against God’s, you know, final word. You basically launch into these insane 33-person co-op brawls. Trust me, it’s about as chaotic as it sounds. You jump in with instant “pick-up and raid” matchmaking. Team up with your buddies—or random dudes, whatever works—to fend off these monster armies and bosses that, honestly, might make you cry. Expand your gear, snag some kick-butt new relics, and upgrade your soul—permanently. Think you can handle God’s Wrath? Well, good luck out there.
Curious to know more? Maybe head over to the 33 Immortals website or something.
Now about those updates and fixes everyone keeps yakking about. Okay, for starters, you can rebind controls now—finally, amirite? Then there’s the Sword of Justice, Staff of Sloth, Bow of Hope, Daggers of Greed—these fancy names, though. Anyway, they tweaked ’em all based on what players were saying. Plus, there were feats? No clue what those were, really, but they sorted out some issues there, apparently.
Speaking of updates, there’s a full patch list somewhere if you fancy a read.
Now, let’s chat playtest times again, just to nail it down:
- Start: Tuesday, May 20th, 8am PT (11am ET)
- End: Monday, May 26th, 8am PT (11am ET)
Got it? Cool.
And if you’re itching to join the madness:
- On Tuesday, May 20th:
- Fire up your Xbox (or Windows PC, no judging) and pop open the Xbox Insider Hub app. Or, you know, download it first if you’ve been snoozing.
- Hunt down Previews > 33 Immortals.
- Click Join.
- Sit tight while it does the registration thing, then hit the Store and snag the 33 Immortals Beta.
Heads up—spots are tight. It’s a first-come, first-served deal, so hustle, my dude.
Oh, and this shindig is happening on Xbox One now. Besides the flashy Xbox Series X|S and Windows PC folks, of course.
Last bit—giving feedback? Easy-peasy:
- Bump into issues? Hit that home button on your controller.
- Click Report a problem.
- Tag it under Games > 33 Immortals Beta.
- Spill the details for the devs so they can sort it out.
Got more questions? You know the drill. Hit up their socials on X/Twitter @XboxInsider or get chatty with folks on the Xbox Insider SubReddit.
Alright, that’s it, I think. Enjoy the chaos!