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Hey, so here’s the crazy thing—Warhammer Skulls is almost like popping out of the Warp again, and yeah, it’s gonna hit your screens soon. Seriously, mark it: May 22. It’s this wild festival where Warhammer game news, big reveals, and some serious bargain sales just explode. If you’re into stuff like Space Marine 2, Rogue Trader, or Darktide, well, buckle up.
Now, there’s this live event—actors and all. Rahul Kohli’s hosting. (Yep, that guy!) It kicks off at 5PM BST or 9AM PST. Finally, a gaming event we Brits don’t lose sleep over. Kudos to Nottingham for that. I mean, who planned these things before?
Anyway, about those discounts, they’re kind of a big deal. We’re talking as much as 90% off some games. So before you do something drastic—like, I don’t know, pour your life savings into Total War: Warhammer 3 DLC—maybe hold your horses a bit and see what shakes out.
Here’s another thought, the Warhammer universe? On fire lately. Everything from Space Marine 2’s awesome gameplay to that Secret Level show that showed Space Marines in all their glory. And let’s not forget Henry Cavill’s Amazon Warhammer project—that might just shoot everything further into the stratosphere.
Feels like the right time to be a fan, doesn’t it?
Feeling the hype? Share your thoughts below or something.