Sure, here’s a messy, raw version:
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Hey, so, got some Xbox game stuff for you. No idea why I’m even writing this, but there it is. It’s about games coming out next week for Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, Xbox on PC, and Game Pass. If you’re into that. Anyway, let’s just dive right in or whatever.
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First up: EA Sports College Football 26 Deluxe Edition. Electronic Arts is behind this one. It’s got stars or something, but who really rates these things seriously? Costs like $99.99—uh, no, it’s $89.99. Who knows why. Launches July 7 if you go early, or wait till July 10. You’re repping your school, 136 FBS schools, 300 coaches, blah blah blah. Sounds like a lot of football talk, honestly.
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Okay, now flip to Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4. Remember that? Throwback, I guess. Digital Deluxe Edition this time. Thanks, Activision. Some ratings and pricing stuff too, but whatever, right? July 8 is when it’s dropping. Same old jumps and tricks and stuff. Or maybe not, I dunno.
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And oh, Missile Command Delta. Atari’s taking a classic, giving it a glow-up or something. July 8. Missiles and strategy. Like, you’re trying to block missiles. Pretty intense. Teamwork needed or just go solo and hope for the best.
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Let’s talk Somber Echoes, dropping July 8 too. You’re mastering acrobatic combat in a sort of decaying world. It’s Metroidvania. Means exploring and upgrading and fighting… kinda over the top. But hey, uncovering secrets can be fun.
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The Last Camp’s next. NiuGamer got us playing in a doomsday setting. July 8 too. Fancy graphics, weapons, and a vast world map. Think shooting is your thing? Dive right in. Giving it a go could be alright.
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Ah, Love! Season 2. Coming July 8. Xitilon’s pulling heartstrings, literally. Swap blocks, help hearts do whatever hearts do. There’s even a romantic zone. Cute or cliche? You decide.
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Minami Lane, July 9. A street sim, cozy vibes. 2-4 hours max. Cats, tanukis, life management in a Japanese-inspired street. Game Pass and all. Kinda chill, kinda fun. Build your little world.
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Rogue Raccoon. July 9 again. Heist vibes and raccoons… why not? Sneak into some museum for some snacks. Challenging platformer, simple but strategic combat. Sounds mischievous, right?
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Holdfast: Nations at War. July 9 too! Big battles, Napoleonic Era and WW1. Over 150 players per server. Historic clashes on land and sea. It’s loud, chaotic, and might be a good time.
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Tiny Pixels Vol. 2 – Stormy Knights. July 9. Save princesses (obviously!) through pixelated castles. Retro soundtrack, side-scrolling fun. Sounds kinda adorable if you ask me.
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Greedland. July 10’s the day. Face thousands of alien mutants, endless mode, and all that jazz. Local and online co-op cause why not make it a group effort? More enemies, more chaos.
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Islanders: New Shores. Coming July 10. Minimalist city-building, but make it pretty. Explore, build, strategize. Feels like a zen experience or maybe it’s just me. Never know.
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Bad End Theater. July 10 sounds busy. Terraria of terrible fates. Every decision has an impact. Everything leads to a bad end, but hey, you get to try different paths. Toggling behaviors and all.
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Best Served Cold. July 10 again. Cocktails and crime in a speakeasy. It’s murder mystery meets barista life. Helping or harming, you be the judge.
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Choice of Life: Wild Islands. Stay calm, castaway. Visual novel card game, choices impact survival. July 10. Shipwreck vibes but maybe that’s a different kind of fun.
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Bendy and the Dark Revival. July 11 lands us in a creepy animation studio. Solve puzzles, combat ink creatures. It’s a sequel to Bendy and the Ink Machine. Horror fans enjoy, I guess?
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Only Up to Space. July 11, also. Climbing, platforming, astronauts stranding, testing patience. Fall and it’s back to square one. Brutal but hey, isn’t life just like that sometimes?
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Aquapark IO. Last, but not least, July 11. Waterslide racing, up to 4 players. Push friends off or use powerups. Multiplayer fun or go solo. Speed your thing? This is for you.
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Canine. July 11. Boy saves dog, twisted experiments by evil corp. A survival horror. Retro style but modern scares. Save Tomy, stay sane. Good luck.
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Griffin. Release on July 11. Granddaughters save grandpa in a battle tank. Against all odds, apparently. Solo mission. Go, girl, go!
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Island Trouble. Also July 11. Surviving on an island full of secrets. Build, escape, survive. Makes you think about Gilligan’s Island or not. Decisions, decisions.
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And, uh, that’s all I got. Feels kinda chaotic, a jumble of new stuff. But hey, that’s games for ya. Catch up with ’em next week if you’re into it!