Schoolgirl in Full Metal Gear Set for Switch 2 Debut in October

Sure, let’s dive into this. So, here’s this wild thing—”They can’t have ice cream, not anymore!” Like, what? Anyway, if you’ve been scouring the galaxy for updates on those Switch 2 games and come up dry, maybe you’re just not peering into the bizarre world of 2089 Japan. I mean, it’s a mistake we all could make, right? D3Publisher’s like, “Hey, no worries!” and they’re throwing “Full Metal Schoolgirl” our way on October 23rd. Is it just me, or does that sound both thrilling and slightly terrifying?

So, Yuke’s folks—yep, those guys behind EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever—are dropping this bomb. Here’s the scoop: it’s got that “action-packed adventure with a heavy-duty attitude” vibe. No kidding, just check the trailer.

But, hang on, let’s slow things down a bit. The press release—doing its thing—says we’re in 2089, right in the middle of a Japan run by Meternal Jobz. Picture this: zombie cyborg worker bees slaving away (or was it buzzing?) nonstop. You suit up as a cyborg schoolgirl, climbing a crazy 100-story tower to topple the “Working Dead,” a sneaky CEO, and all sorts of techie traps. Revenge is on the menu because, you know, why not?

Okajima-san from D3Publisher pops in, saying it’s a rebellion-fest—a wicked twist on capitalism, complete with fans cheering you on via livestream. So, like, why even set it in the future? Maybe they just couldn’t resist the lure of laser beams and holograms?

Here’s the rundown on Full Metal Schoolgirl. You’re this mechanically decked-out heroine, armed to the teeth with futuristic firepower. You crash into Meternal Jobz, this powerhouse corporation, to duke it out with dead-eyed corporate drones.

The skyscraper? It’s like this never-ending maze—it morphs, throws curveballs, and spits out obstacles as you play. And about that livestream gig? Crush enemies, bag goodies, and livestream your stunts to snag donations and applause. Even if you trip on your robot feet, your audience still throws virtual roses. Or maybe tomatoes. Who knows?

Oh, and pre-orders for Switch 2? Nada yet. But creep on over to their site for more tidbits. Or don’t. Up to you.