Sure thing! Here’s a reimagined version:
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You know that weird sensation when you’re gnawing on something you probably shouldn’t? Like, okay, so there’s this Oblivion Remastered mod – absolute trip, by the way – where you can munch on rocks. Yeah, rocks! I mean, the Hero of Kvatch, savior, blah blah, now on a mineral diet. Plus, gemstones for dessert. Gourmands everywhere, rejoice. Or panic. Your call.
Anyway, remember Morrowind? That older Elder Scrolls game that’s kinda like that nostalgic whiff of a burnt toast – familiar but odd. People are wild for those throwback mechanics. Like, directions that feel like someone rolled them up and tossed them into a blender. “Go left-ish until you hit that rock looking like a grumpy troll.” Classic.
So, there’s this mod by CephalonImp called ‘Edible Gems.’ Spoiler: you get to eat rocks. In Cyrodiil. Just a bunch of teenagers on a medieval culinary spree, with gems and ores becoming your fancy new taste-test experiments. Mmm, gold nugget – would recommend. Silency aftertaste, pinch of burdensome vibes, just enough to make you feel like calling Jamie Oliver to boast your stellar cuisine skills. Sheogorath would approve.
Now, a three-course meal idea: pearls as appetizers, some madness ore garnished with sapphire – sophisticated, right? And for dessert? Throw a bear pelt into the mix. Raw. Because the mod thinks, hey, why not? Tip: think nutrition, not salmonella.
Oh, and the lore-friendly bit? Yeah, the modder nailed it. Can’t munch on lore-breaking rocks. Flawless gem values across the board. You’re dining high-class. Except, maybe, someone out there’s crying over lost coin (pretty gems on the market). But, choices and repercussions in RPGs, am I right?
Just don’t forget to scrape the gravel off before diving in. And while you’re at it, maybe check out chats with other Oblivion Remastered modders pushing the envelope.
Anyway, where was I going with this…? Right. Eat rocks, live a little. Or a lot. Whatever floats your boat.
