Alright, let’s dive into the chaos of this week’s Nintendo eShop update for Europe. Seems like every week there’s more stuff. Switch and Switch 2 owners, get ready for an avalanche of games and all those tempting discounts that keep popping up. Seriously, it’s almost hard to keep track. Or maybe I’m just easily distracted. Who knows?
So, What About the Switch 2 Lineup?
Alright, picture this: You’re a big fan of tiny things, like virtual pets. Guess what lands this Friday? The Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition. It’s like a nostalgia bomb went off in the digital realm.
And for the OG Nintendo Switch?
Let’s wander into this jungle of releases. Imagine standing in front of a lineup that, honestly, feels like a candy store. No idea why, but it’s hard not to get overwhelmed. Here goes:
- A Bibelot: Y-Break – Sounds fancy, doesn’t it?
- Against the Storm, Agarta – Honestly, I’ve no idea what these are about, but catchy names.
- An Aisling, Anvil Saga – More mysterious journeys, anyone?
- Arcade Archives Crazy Balloon – Yeah, balloons can be crazy, apparently.
- Architect Life: A House Design Simulator – Ever pretended you could build houses? Here’s your chance.
- Arisen Force: Life Devotee – Devote your digital life to… something.
- Bambas! and BMX City Run – Both hit this Friday. Be ready.
- Bee Flowers: Save The Garden – Save the bees, save the world, or at least a garden.
- Block Party DX! – Party blocks, or blocked parties? You decide.
- Boxville 2, Bullets & Brains, CarGo! – Doesn’t that sound like a trio from an adventure novel?
- Cozy Garden Simulator, Crayon Dino, Cult vs Gal – All lukewarm, comforting adventures or dramatic clashes perhaps.
- Dark Dolls, Dungeons of Paint – Dark, colorful escapades.
- Duo Games, EGGCONSOLE Mado Monogatari 1-2-3 MSX2 – Ever heard a name so complicated it actually made you curious?
- Exo-Calibre, Fantasy of War, Fast Striker EX – All the fast and fantastical.
Pause for breath. Wow, this list is like a never-ending rollercoaster.
Back to it:
- Floor Plan Puzzle (Red Room Simulator) – Because who doesn’t love a good floor plan?
- Flower Shop: The Complete Story – Honestly, could this be more wholesome?
- Front Mission 3 Remake – Remakes are like comfort food.
- Hole Digging Master – Because every gamer needs a new skill, right?
- How 2 Escape: Lost Submarine – Submarines are tricky, escaping even trickier.
- Jurassic Island: Little Dinosaur Park Musical AudioBook – It’s like the past, but tunefully alive.
Another pause. Still with me?
- Klaus Lee – Thunderballs, Korean Drone Flying Tour adventures – Fly high or thunder strike? Your choice.
- Legends: Saint George, Locomoto, Masala Drive – Each a story, or a dish, in its own right.
- Merge World Alchemist, Mind & Sight Spot the Difference Workout – Brain teasers, I guess.
- Minos Dungeon, Oirbo, Once Upon A Puppet – Seriously, these could be bedtime stories.
- Parry Nightmare, Pixel Game Maker Series Princess Pomu and the 5 Moons – Dreams and pixels colliding.
Stay hydrated, almost there:
- Poppy Playtime: Chapter 4, Pro Roulette – Friday’s exclusives.
- Retro Drive: Revamped, Robot girl’s dream -RobotBattleChampionship- – Retro and futuristic battles.
- Ruffy and the Riverside, Stasis, and Strange Hunting Grounds – Strangely intriguing, right?
- Sugoi Girls: Dragon Love, Super Sucker – Wait for Saturday for these two.
- Supermarket Simulator 2025, Sushi vs Burger Race – Who’s winning this race? Your guess is as good as mine.
- Tamagotchi Plaza, Tung Sahur Supermarket Simulator – Yes, more simulators!
- Until Then, Unwording, Zombie Scream, Zombies Overloaded – The grand finale of the eclectic mix!
So, yeah. Dive in, pick your potion, and maybe leave a review (or don’t). Wading through this list can feel like a labyrinth but hey, that’s the fun, right? Or maybe I just need a nap.
