Microsoft Increases Prices Globally on Xbox Consoles, Controllers, Headsets, and Games Due to Market Conditions and Development Costs

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Alright, so Microsoft decided to up the prices on their Xbox Series S and X consoles. And, oh boy, their controllers, headsets, and games too. Just lovely, right? All because of “market conditions” and those pesky rising development costs. So, now, if you’re eyeing an Xbox Series X, get ready to shell out $599.99/€599.99. Yikes. Oh, and Game Pass? Thankfully, they left that one alone. Guess they figured just raising console prices last year was enough to keep us on our toes.

Microsoft dropped a little nugget of wisdom (yawn): As of May, they’ve upped prices on consoles and controllers globally, and—wait for it—new first-party game prices hike to $79.99 by the holidays. Why? Beats me. Maybe they think games are like fine wine, getting pricier with time?

The new Xbox with 1TB storage jumped to $599.99. Ouch. But there’s an even pricier special one in Galaxy Black, going for $729.99. What a steal (not!). Without the Ultra HD Blu-ray? That’s a hundred bucks more too, $549.99.

And the Series S? The 512GB version hops up by $80 to $379.99. The 1TB hits $429.99—guess someone’s gotta pay for those extra gigabytes.

Couple of accessories joined the party too. Like, the base wireless controller now dances to a new tune of $64.99, and don’t forget the headset—it’s now $119.99. First-party games sneak up to $79.99. That’s $10 slyer than most before. It’s kind of neck-and-neck with Nintendo’s game pricing. Who knew gaming would become a luxury hobby?

The price shenanigans stretch far beyond the U.S. Even folks in Australia, Europe, the U.K., and other spots will feel the pinch. Microsoft’s reasoning? Developing games is getting pricier, plus heaps of trade policy drama swirling around.

“Change is tough,” they’ve admitted, hopefully sipping a latte somewhere. They’re mulling over market vibes and those climbing costs. Meanwhile, Xbox Game Pass subscriptions? Those are chilling unchanged, for now, despite pricing spasms in mid-2024 and back in June ’23.

Well, that’s the gist wrapped in a tornado. Prices are up, feelings are mixed. Your move, gamers!

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Whew, that was quite the whirlwind!