Alright, let me try diving into this messy, chaotic brain of mine. And here we go—
So, each week, Sony’s basically tossing out a bunch of new goodies for folks with a PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, PlayStation VR or whatever, and if you’re into PlayStation Plus—well, you’re in for a treat. Or maybe not. I guess it depends on what you like. Anyway, here’s the lowdown on everything cool—or not so cool—dropping globally in the PlayStation Store. I once almost lived on this page every Tuesday, waiting to feast my eyes on the latest updates. But hey, some people like surprises—me? I check it like it’s my morning coffee.
North American Whirlwind
May’s PlayStation Plus Whatever-Magic-They’re-Offering
You’ve got ARK: Survival Extended (is that like the deluxe version or just more dinosaurs?), Balatro (sounds like a drink, not a game), and Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun (pew pew, right?).
Games for the PS4 & PS5 Crowd
Here we go, buckle up:
- Aidan In Danger (who’s Aidan and why’s he in trouble?).
- Amazing Weekend 2: Search and Relax Collector’s Edition — that sounds pretty intense for relaxing.
- Arcade Archives RYUKYU (never heard of it, should I be embarrassed?).
Oh, and tons more like:
- Blades of Fire.
- BOMBARDINO CROCODILO vs TUNG TUNG SAHUR (what even is this?!).
- Boomerang King (I always imagined I’d be great at throwing a boomerang, probably because I never tried).
…and, ha—wait, where was I? Oh right.
- CrimeBound Chronicles.
- Dark Deception: Monsters & Mortals (creepy title, right?).
- Duck Detective: The Ghost of Glamping (no idea why, but ducks solving mysteries sounds genius).
And then you’re swimming in a sea of even more gaming glory, I guess—Foto Boy: Flashstar, Hentai Girls something something (is this one even family friendly?), and tons more with equally quirky (or confusing?) names like OpsCam – Body Cam Shooter and Nightshade Mysteries.
Anyway, suppose you fancy heading to Europe, maybe scroll down to the next bit of this chaotic piece.
—And now I’m thirsty. For, like, adventure. Or maybe just a smoothie.
