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Alright, so get this – Marvel Rivals is shaking things up again! Season 3 is pretty much around the corner, and honestly, I can’t keep track of all the buzz. Trust me, there’s quite a bit to unpack here, and I mean, who isn’t a teeny bit curious about what’s next?
Let’s start with the stars. Blade and Jean Grey, or should I say Phoenix, are stepping onto the scene. Yeah, Jean’s gonna rock as the new Duelist with her mind-bending ranged attacks. Imagine her swooping in from the flanks, disrupting formations like she owns the place. And her ultimate? Merging with the Phoenix Force – like, talk about drama! Blade’s not lagging far behind, joining the game in Season 3.5. Nobody knows his moves yet, but leaks are sniffing around. But I digress…
Okay, this is where it gets nuts! The team-ups are in for a makeover. Confirmed: Phoenix and Wolverine will have the Primordial Flame, because why not set everything on fire, right? Logan leaps, enemies burn. Simple! Then there’s the Everburning Bound (cool name, by the way) – Human Torch gives Spider-Man this gadget that sets webs ablaze. Burning webs – who would’ve thunk?
Is anyone still with me? Marvel’s gone wild again – they’re mixing things up with the Symbiote Shenanigans. Now Hela’s thrown into the mix. Picture this: symbiote tendrils grabbing baddies and dragging them around. Creepy, right? Meanwhile, Squirrel Girl’s now with Stark Protocol. She’s got a nanotech gauntlet for exploding squirrels? I don’t make the rules.
But wait – Storming Ignition and ESU Alumnus are out. Poof. Gone. Who even decided these things? I guess they had their reasons or maybe they just needed a clear-out.
And speaking of shake-ups, mark your calendars for July 11 because Season 3 kicks off then. Get ready for Knull as the big bad, and yes, a new map, Klyntar: Celestial Husk. Snazzy name, huh? Oh, and venomized skins for characters like Jeff and Rocket Raccoon. It’s like they took a bunch of fan theories and said, “Yep, let’s do all that.”
There’s some kind of energy in the air with all these quality-of-life changes. Whatever that means – probably something to make our thumb-tapping all the more entertaining and less of a chore. Anyway, who am I to judge? All I know is, this roller coaster ride just got a bit wilder.
