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So, every week, like clockwork, Sony drops some fresh stuff for folks with PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, their oddball VR setup, and PlayStation Plus. Seriously, I can’t keep track of it all. But let’s give it a go! PlayStation LifeStyle? Yeah, they’ve got this massive list cataloging updates for all the major regions—I mean, who doesn’t love a good catalog, right? Anyway, check back on Tuesdays, or don’t. Whatever floats your boat.
### Oh Look, North America’s Turn
#### July’s PlayStation Plus Surprise or Whatever
Diablo IV Standard Edition (Oh, both PS4 and PS5)
Jusant (Just for PS5)
The King of Fighter XV (Pick your console, they got both)
#### PS4 & PS5 Games Buffet
3 on 3 Soccer—Is it like 2 on 2, but with, you know, more?
Against the Storm—What does that even mean?
Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator—’Cause what’s life without some zombie simulation?
The Alpha Wolf—Not beta, ain’t that something?
Anger Foot—Kicking with style, I guess?
Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead—More anime, less algebra.
Antro—Sounds mysterious, doesn’t it?
Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON—Do balloons go wild? Apparently.
Arcade Archives SPINAL BREAKERS—Yikes, that sounds painful.
Bag Hero—Saving the world, one bag at a time?
Okay, I’m already sidetracked. But it’s a loooong list. I mean, they’ve got everything from Beef Cat Ultra (still thinking about that one) to glorious titles like Cappuccino Assassino Shooter. Let’s break down a few more, shall we?
Dungeons of Paint? Now that’s art you can fight with. Supermarket Manager 2025? Such a future, much management. Also, Crash Wash Simulator exists. Understand what you will.
I could probably keep going but… nah. If you’re curious about European stuff, there’s another page. Feel free to dive in if that tickles your fancy. Otherwise, we’ll meet again next week. Maybe. If I remember.