Okay, so you’re never gonna believe this, but those rumors about the Switch 2 Pro? Yeah, might wanna shelve those dreams for, oh, the next four years or something. Not like I’m a psychic or anything.
Let me paint a picture. Was it the tariffs freaking everyone out? Or was it just folks craving a new Mario Kart like a kid craves ice cream on a hot summer day? Anyhow, this Switch 2, it’s off the tracks like a wild roller coaster. Seriously, Nintendo just blurted out some numbers, and I nearly spilled my coffee.
So, fancy stats time—brace yourself. In just the first four days, they’ve pushed out over 3.5 million of these gizmos. Yeah, that’s what they said. Fastest selling Nintendo thingamajig ever, apparently. I mean, the OG Switch, back in the day, only managed 2.74 million in its whole first month. Not to sound dramatic or anything, but that’s like comparing a cheetah to… a really tired cat?
Oh, and what’s even more fun? We gotta wait for those juicy regional deets. Nintendo’s holding out on us until they spill the fiscal beans in July or August. Or maybe they’ll just surprise us. Who knows, right? Anyway—wait, what was I even saying? Ah, forget it. The point is, those numbers got me all twisted.
