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So, the Switch 2 just popped up, huh? And guess who’s back? Yep, Jon and James. You thought you escaped them, didn’t you? Ha! Like shadows creeping in when you least expect—I’m talking failed crops, terrified kids, and, yeah, dogs doing their business exactly where you don’t want them to.
Speaking of which, ever had a carpet with a dog? Just why?? It’s like setting yourself up for a life of chasing after fur and funky smells. Those carpets, man. Hardwood floors — that’s the ticket. Less mess, thank me later.
Oh, wait, right — back to the Switch 2.
Anyway, Jon and James kick things off by diving into their thoughts on the new gadget. James went all out with the Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (00:11:33) just for you! He’s got this whole load of first impressions, tricky quizzes, and yep, the not-so-fun part—what it costs. Then, after a quick breather, we’re onto the buzz of the town: Mario Kart World (00:59:33). Heads up, the thing was barely out for, like, 20 hours when they started recording. So, yeah, these are really just gut reactions.
Oh, oh! And don’t forget about the GameCube classics now on NSO for the Switch 2 (02:06:23). Apparently, even NES Bionic Commando found its way into Street Fighter 6—on the Switch 2, no less! Also, there are some new snazzy ways to flick your screenshots and videos around. But you probably caught the drift by now.
Honestly, sometimes I wonder if artists ever get the love they deserve. For now, I think I’ll kick back with more Mr. Iguana match-ups. Laters!
