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So here I am again, chatting about the Xbox Games Showcase. Can you believe it’s another year already? Microsoft just unloaded a bunch of stuff they plan to treat us with, not just now, but for, like, forever. Weirdly enough, some of these games will be popping up on the PS5. Go figure.
Xbox Games Showcase 2025 Titles Sneaking onto PS5
Alright, let’s spill the beans on what’s crawling over to the PS5 from the Xbox party.
The Outer Worlds 2
Okay, mark your calendars, folks: October 29, 2025. If I remember right, the last one had me glued to the screen, mostly because space stuff just gets me. But is it really outer worlds if it’s on PS5? Just a thought.
High on Life 2
Winter of 2025, whatever that means. You know those winter release dates aren’t always precise. Kind of like when you promise to do house chores “sometime soon.”
Resonance: A Plague Tale Legacy
2026! A whole year away, but hey, good things take time. Or they just like teasing us. Rats and drama, anyone?
The Blood of DawnWalker
Also 2026. Umm, who comes up with these names? Anyway, it sounds intense. Dawn and blood seem like a recipe for goosebumps.
Super Meat Boy 3D
Early 2026. The nostalgia! And now it’s in 3D. That’s gotta be a wild ride, right?
Ninja Gaiden 4
October 21, 2025. Remember the good old days of slicing and dicing? Well, they’re back, apparently. I might need to dig up some old ninja gear — just in case.
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle DLC
September 4, 2025. Indy’s still kicking! Don’t lose the hat, buddy.
Beast of Reincarnation
- Let’s reincarnate some beasts and see what happens. Or maybe not — depends on your sense of adventure.
Clockwork Revolution
When, you ask? “In due time,” they say. Seriously, that’s all we get?
Grounded 2
July 29, 2025. You might say it’s about time. More backyard adventures and oversized critters. What’s not to love?
Cronos: The New Dawn
Fall 2025. Which month? Take a wild guess! Maybe they’ll let us know eventually.
The Elder Scrolls Online: Seasons of the Wurm Cult
June 18, 2025. That’s actually real specific. Elder Scrolls fans, unite!
Aphelion
- Sounds like a word I’d mumble after a few cocktails. But, hey, I’m curious.
Age of Mythology Retold DLC
Fall 2025. Need some mythology in your life? Here you go.
Mudang Two Hearts
No date. Nothing. Zip. Guess they like keeping secrets.
Planet of Lana II: Children of the Leaf
- Children… of leaves? Sounds pretty eco-friendly.
Fallout 76 Gone Fission DLC
Out Now. Boom! Right there for the taking. Surprise!
Solo Leveling: Arise Overdrive
Fall 2025. Overdriving what exactly? Unclear, but intriguing.
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4
July 11, 2025. Remember those days at the skate park? Might be time to relive them, digitally at least.
So, what’s your take on this whole Xbox bonanza? Toss your thoughts in the comments, unless you’re as speechless as I am.
