Okay, so here’s what happened — I got lost in this whirlwind they call “Doom The Dark Ages.” Yeah, it’s this epic saga where you basically, I dunno, march around with guns blazing? Or lasers, probably — whatever they use now. It’s mind-blowing, especially with all that jaw-dropping tech stuff id Software is pulling off. Seriously, who knew pixels could look this stunning? Apparently, it’s all down to this id Tech 8 magic they’re working with. Anyway, let’s dive into those missions, shall we?
Right, you’re bouncing around all these wild places — imagine a roller coaster through Argent D’Nur, cosmic insanity, and who knows where else. The game’s got more missions than I can remember — honestly, I lost count. Someone fact-checked it for our Doom The Dark Ages review, but I guess they found it fun? Or maybe they just had nothing better to do that day.
Oh, there’s a video — probably showcasing some cool stuff. Check it out if you’re curious. But back to those missions because that’s why we’re here, yeah? Here’s your ticket to the chaos, all 22 of them, in no particular glamorous order — just how they came to me:
1. Village of Khalim
2. Hebeth (sounds intense, whatever that means)
3. Barrier Core (probably a tough one)
4. Sentinel Barracks
5. The Holy City of Aratum (fancy name, huh?)
6. Siege – Part 1 & 2 (double the trouble)
7. Abyssal Forest
8. Ancestral Forge
9. The Forsaken Plains
10. Hellbreaker
11. Sentinel Command Station
12. From Beyond (spooky vibes)
13. Spire of Nerathul
14. City of Ry’uul
15. The Kar’Thul Marshes
16. Temple of Lomarith
17. Belly of the Beast (yikes)
18. Harbor of Souls
19. Resurrection (no idea what’s coming back)
20. Final Battle
21. Reckoning
So there you go, your crazy itinerary through whatever Doom’s got you up for. Wondering how much of your life you’ll actually spend on it? Yeah, same here. Check out the Doom The Dark Ages length guide or whatever if you’re planning your weekend around it. Oh, and 2025 seems to have some killer games. What’s next, a way to play Doom in VR on a treadmill? Who knows.
Anyway, was I talking about Google or something… never mind. That’s all for now.
