Alright, let’s dive into this beautiful mess of gaming chatter. Ever have one of those days where your brain’s just pinging from one thought to the next? That’s us, all the time. Also, why does the sound of tires on ice remind me of wet cardboard? Anyway — wait, no — where was I?
Right! So, this week, Kristen, Tim, and yours truly are all geeked about the Ghost of Yōtei. They dropped this State of Play thing, and let me tell you, it’s got gameplay footage that’ll have your jaw on the floor. Like, moral choices in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Deep stuff—kind of makes you question life… or maybe that’s just me overthinking as usual. Who knows.
Oh, and our gaming escapades? Absolute madness! We’re bouncing between levels like it’s our job. In fact, I might’ve actually dreamt about pixelated landscapes last night—don’t judge me.
Here’s some new stuff gettin’ released next week. Prepare your thumbs:
- Monument Valley 3: Coming to PS5, PS4. Expect a lot of brain teasers here.
- Wildgate: Exclusive for PS5. No clue what’s in it, but "wild" is in the name, so…
- Wheel World: Another PS5 gem. Cars? Wheels? Spinny things? Yeah, something like that.
- Killing Floor 3: Also PS5. Violent? Probably. Thrilling? Definitely!
- Wuchang: Fallen Feathers: Again, PS5. Feathery or fallen? We’ll find out soon.
Ghost of Yōtei’s State of Play was epic. They tossed over 20 minutes of gameplay our way—and what a ride! New modes all around. Plus, there’s some buzz about hardware bundles. Like, do I need another gadget? Meh, maybe.
Now, Bye Sweet Carole unveils “The French,” this shady, mysterious character. And the game’s hand-drawn visuals? Pure eye candy, if I may say so.
Then there’s the whole Killing Floor 3 shebang. New trailer dropped like BOOM! Gruesome Q&A with developers followed, and honestly, those folks have guts. Literally and figuratively. Funny how that works, right?
Massive shoutout to Dormilón for our theme music. Solid jams! And, by the way, game release dates are fickle creatures—they like to change without notice.
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Okay, brain dump over. Talk soon!