Sure thing, let’s dive into Big Pikachu’s nonchalant chatter, ’cause man, he did go on a bit.
So, at this Pokemon Presents thing, which honestly I only half-caught because, let’s be real, who doesn’t get distracted by a sudden need to rearrange their socks? Anyway — or wait, let’s rewind — the gist is: some stuff got dropped. Like that new Z-A deets, which sounds important but what do I know, right? Plus, this Pokemon Go event… massive, apparently.
Oh, and then there was this oopsie-daisy moment with a game called “Pokemon Friends” — just landed out of nowhere on iOS. Spoiler alert: it was supposed to be announced later, but hey, timing schiming. You’ve got puzzles to solve while making these cute plushies. $9.99’s the deal, unless you’re living where dollars aren’t a thing, then you’ll figure it out.
Flip to the news that made my eyes dart back to the screen: the 2025 World Championships. They’ll hit up Anaheim, not that I’ve ever been, but I hear the Ducks play there. Or hockey happens? I’m lost on that.
Netflix is jumping in too — or should I say “Pokemon Concierge” is throwing its hat back into the ring. September 4, mark it, as if any of us will remember. But the big tease, wait for it: something from Aardman with Sirfetch’d & Pichu in 2027. Get hyped… or don’t.
Okay, sidetrack — Kanto’s getting its own PokePark in Tokyo for 2026’s anniversary thing. Maybe another excuse to travel or just a fun fact to drop at parties. But, back to the present: Carmine’s hitting Pokemon Masters EX end of July; ocean vibes with Lapras and Totodile at the Pokemon Cafe Remix; and Latias gracing Pokemon Unite in August. Volleyball with Electrode? Hilarious or hazardous? The jury’s out.
Let’s not forget card antics — because yes, of course, they’ve got new Mega Evolution cards that, shocker, already sold out.
Some raid battles kick off tomorrow with a checklist a mile long — knock out “Treasures of Ruin” legendaries a million times collectively, no pressure. And, not to pile it on, but typed-themed Mass Outbreaks? Pokémon chaos everywhere.
Oh! Almost slipped my mind, Pokemon Champions is getting spruced up for 2026. Rent Pokémon, apparently? Adjust effort values? Whatever that all means, just nod and smile.
Anyway, who knows where my mind wandered—I think it was the sound of coffee sloshing in my cup. Good stuff, these updates. Or maybe just a dizzying Pokémon whirlwind. Your guess is as good as mine.
