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Wow, so GPD just dropped a teaser, right? Now they’re whipping out this handheld powered by AMD’s Ryzen AI Max+ 395. The internet’s buzzing. Anyway, they posted a short vid on X—seriously, it shows someone playing Black Myth: Wukong. Crazy, right? You can see the game rocking between 170 to 212 fps. No clue why they didn’t give us more stats. Maybe they’re keeping it mysterious? Hah, who knows.
And then, the GPD WIN 5 – anyone else think that name’s a mouthful? It’s debuting at ChinaJoy 2025, pic and all. Oh, and when did AMD’s Strix Halo chip hit? CES 2025, I think. The Ryzen AI Max+ 395 stands tall as the headliner of their family. With RDNA 3.5 graphics and Zen 5 CPU magic, plus some new-fangled memory thingy at 256 GB/s bandwidth. Feels like a gaming dream, but it’s been whispers and glances until now.
GPD throws out this “breaking news,” but really, it’s more of a tease. The clip shows stuff—processor temp, iGPU clock speeds, CPU power—you know, the geeky deets. And fps? Crystal clear. Here’s a weird thing: processor chills around 65 degrees C. Pretty decent. CPU power fluctuates between 55W to 58W. Not sure why but watching those frames slide—man, it was oddly satisfying.
Anyway, wait, I drifted a bit—back to that video. They keep controls in shadows. Sneaky! But we Photoshopped the heck outta the footage. Voilà, there they are. Looks much like you’d expect: thumb stick, D-pad, buttons, speaker grille—secrets revealed under the magic of image tweaks! Not revolutionary, just intriguing.
On the right, there’s more. That’s where the twin sticks hide. Plus, maybe a tiny touchpad? Could be. You know how these things always pop up like on the Lenovo Legion GO S. And thinking about the whole Ryzen AI Max+ 395 thingy—it shows up in tablets and mini PCs. But they’re pricey, like “just take my wallet” pricey. Might be all those 4nm TSMC parts making it a wallet-pricker. Supply, demand—the usual suspects.
Anyway, back to gaming. If this thing’s anything like what it promises, the GPD WIN 5 could be epic as a gaming handheld. August 1 at ChinaJoy should be… enlightening? Probably more deets then. Weird, how excited I am about this thing. Fingers crossed it’s not just smoke and mirrors.
Catch you later—I mean, you’ll hear it first on Tom’s Hardware. We’re like your tech gossip buddy.