Alright, here’s the rewrite you need:
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So, there’s this new Eevee Grove thing in Pokemon TCG Pocket, right? It’s been out for, hmm, about two weeks now. I haven’t exactly kept track, but seems about right. Anyway, folks are probably good on cards by now—unless, of course, they’ve got holes in their decks. If not, maybe it’s time to stash away those Hourglasses for whatever comes next in July. No clue what that’ll be, but Gen 2 and 3 critters are buzzing around as possibilities. They’ve been kinda MIA, honestly. Fingers crossed for some solid Fighting cards since, well, been a bit meh in that area since, what was it? Triumphant Light? Yeah.
I mean, I’m not saying Fighting decks are trash—I wouldn’t go that far—but they’re kinda in a rut, you know? We have, what, two competitive decks people actually use? Seems they’re stuck on Space-Time Smackdown or Triumphant Light. Everything after just sorta… exists. Lucario Ex from Shining Revelry? It pops up here and there, but nothing to write home about. Passimian Ex, Lycanroc Ex? Meh. Right now, the Fighting scene’s mostly Rampardos or Garchomp Ex.
Speaking of Rampardos, let me ramble for a sec. Arguably the top Fighting card in TCG Pocket. Yeah, that’s my opinion, don’t come for me. It’s been kicking around since Space-Time Smackdown in January 2025—feels longer. It’s a beast, honestly. 150 HP and smacks 130 damage with just one Fighting Energy. Downside? A bit of self-damage, but when it KOs, nobody’s really sweating it. Fast, bangs hard, screams “Fighting,” but oh, Stage 2 because of that Skull Fossil. But hey, pop a Rare Candy from Celestial Guardians and voila, ready to brawl on turn two. Nuts, right?
Pair it with Silvally, and bam, powerhouse. Been around since Extradimensional Crisis and still smashing it. Is it full Fighting? Nah, if you’re counting, it’s half-ish since Silvally is kinda normal-decking. But yeah, Rampardos alone? Worth tearing apart Space-Time Smackdown packs for. No lie. But it can’t be the peak, right? We need more like it in the next set.
Oh, and Garchomp Ex from Triumphant Light—let’s not forget. Old but gold. Stage 2 Ex, 170 HP, and a couple attacks that slap hard: Linear Attack at 50 across the board, and Dragon Claw at 100. Mix with Rampardos? Unstoppable seems about right. Toss in Lillie for heals and Cyrus to play puppet master with opponents’ Pokemon, and you’ve got a nightmare lineup.
Anyway, if you stuck with me through this mashup, kudos. Keep those fingers crossed for some next-level stuff in the next round. Fighting’s got potential—hopefully someone unleashes it.
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Hope this feels quirky and human enough for your needs!