Coming Soon to Xbox: New Game Releases from May 5 to 9

Sure thing, let me try to paint a more human-like picture of what’s hitting the Xbox scene next week. Snuggle into your favorite chair (or don’t, I’m not your boss), and let’s see what’s coming up in the gaming world.

Alright, so maybe this is just me, but diving back into the chaos of Age of Empires II: DE – The Three Kingdoms seems like a perfect weekend plan. Imagine commanding the Shu, Wei, and Wu factions like you’ve got their fate in a little glass jar. The stories and battles, oh my! It’s like reliving those history classes where the side notes were way more fun than the main text. You’ll be traversing China and even dallying with Jurchens and Khitans civilizations. It’s like a buffet of conquests. Is that even a thing?

And there’s King Arthur: Legion IX. I never quite figured out the whole fantasy vibe with Arthurian legends—does anyone? But the turn-based action in a world shrouded with mythos brings a sort of curious excitement. It’s like stepping into an old book, dust and all, and stumbling headfirst into Avalon with your new knights-in-shining… armor?

Okay, this next one is a bit wild. Metal Eden—I’ll be honest, the journey sounds a tad overly dramatic. Secrets of humanity? Cybernetic warfare? Something about a monolithic trap. It might be Saturday morning cartoons on energy drinks. But who’s to say, right?

Then there’s Bartender Hustle. Pour me another drink would ya? With this one, you’re literally in the shoes—no, apron—of a rising star in the bartending world. Slinging drinks, chatting up customers! Oh, and don’t forget those skills and charisma checks. Maybe you’ll impress some NPCs along the way.

Submarine Survivor? Popping, diving down the deep blue, and looking for crystals, which—honestly—sounds like it’s speaking to my inner child’s future space-themed aquarium dreams. The roguelite action and those little upgrade perks feel like tinkering with a futuristic Lego set.

Now, Empyreal. What a name, right? Tucked away in some corner of the cosmic unknown with monoliths and automatons staring you down like it’s nothing. Probably not the best vacation spot. But hey, if you’re into that, the revelations waiting inside might just blow your boots off.

And you’ll be dying to take off with Penguin Flight: Beyond the Clouds. This plucky little penguin is defying gravity, and it’s giving me some major ‘David vs. Goliath’ vibes—except with platforming puzzles. You’ll definitely want to keep your gaming reflexes in check as you hop from stage to stage.

Revenge of the Savage Planet is wild—lost out in some ridiculous corporate wasteland, turning over alien rocks and trying not to lose your marbles. Upgrades galore, with just enough chaos to keep things interesting.

Spirit of the North 2? Oh, buddy. Imagine being a fox with the heart of a lion, exploring ruins with a wise raven by your side. It’s like a fairytale mixed with a puzzle game, all wrapped up with a bow… a little fox bow.

The Abandoned Planet takes you right back to those old-school adventures—pixel graphics and all. You crash on a planet, and suddenly it’s puzzles and mystery, straight out of a 90s nostalgia box. Something about wormholes just gets me curious, every single time.

And lastly, there’s Truck Simulator Cargo Driver 2025. You’re hitting the road with a truckload of ambition, tackling America head-on with a semi. It’s a road trip itch you just can’t scratch if you’re wanting to haul loads across the States.

I know, I know—this reads more like a mess of thoughts than anything. But honestly, when is life ever not chaotic? Grab your controllers, settle in, and enjoy the madness. Or don’t. Up to you, y’know?